Dowcipy o/na fotografii

[Skylines]

dobre makro...

[Riccardo]

Ogłoszenie w gazecie:
"Sprzedam tanio i szybko kompletny zestaw sprzętu fotograficznego: numer telefonu 555 123... Jeśli słuchawkę podniesie mężczyzna, należy powiedzieć pomyłka".

[pyciu]

Nikon już ma automatyczne czyszczenie matrycy ;-)

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src:plfoto.com

[M.I.K]

Reklamowy:
Patrzysz na zdjęcie w pracy i myślisz: Czy to ja dymam tę babeczkę?
Wracasz do domu i juz wiesz: Nie, to nie ta.
Kodak. Wciąż potrafimy cię zadziwić.


Jak to jest z tymi fotoradarami? Pytanie do osób złapanych przez te ustrojstwa, czy jak one robią zdjęcia,to zapala się jakaś czerwona lampka, czy lampa błyskowa?

Najpierw wyje syrena,w momencie robienia zdjęcia błyskają 4 flesze kumulacyjne o sile 4000 luxów/dm2 + dodatkowa lampa polaryzacyjna aby usnąć efekt sinych białek oczu. Na koniec całość jest omiatana niebieskim laserem dla zachowania ustawień kontrastu.

[miszaqq]

http://wideo.gazeta.pl/wideo/0,0,4389556.html

do tego niezly komentarz )

[Rafał32]

Doskonale skomentowane

[Arek Piekarz]

http://fotopolis.pl/index.php?n=6219

Wsadziłem to do tego wątku, bo przecież to nie jest poważne... Najpierw tryby tematyczne, potem wyszczuplanie osób, następnie detekcja twarzy, a teraz to... Jak tak dalej pójdzie, to w przyszłości mózgi ludzi całkiem zanikną, gdyż z nieużywanym narządem właśnie to się dzieje ;-)

[Hellfire]

http://fotopolis.pl/index.php?n=6219

Wsadziłem to do tego wątku, bo przecież to nie jest poważne... Najpierw tryby tematyczne, potem wyszczuplanie osób, następnie detekcja twarzy, a teraz to... Jak tak dalej pójdzie, to w przyszłości mózgi ludzi całkiem zanikną, gdyż z nieużywanym narządem właśnie to się dzieje ;-)

Byłem/jestem święcie przekonany, że to jakiś żart. Jeśli to się dzieje na prawdę i taki soft jest tworzony w rzeczywistości to ja dziękuje, postoje.

[stdanielo]

było było

http://www.canon-board.info/showthread.php?p=348673

[Bahrd]

A to z forum na dpreview?

Np.: "Other improvements include better digital noise performance. "We've done our very best with the D40, D80, and D200 to provide better noise performance, and while I feel we succeeded, the public apparently disagrees. For this reason, we've completely removed the mirror from the D3. No mirror slap means no noise whatsoever. If you thought the D40 or D80 had low noise, wait 'til you hear this! The silence is deafening."

"Yes, it's a brick," admitted Nikon President, CEO and COO Michio Kariya. "[...] Here at Nikon, we're not so prideful that we refuse to admit when we're wrong. If photographers want a camera like Canon offers, we'll build a camera like Canon offers. In this case, the brick was the closest we could come to achieving the ergonomics found in Canon's 5D."

Jerry Yamamoto, Nikon's Chief Designer, had a different take. "Today, it seems that more and more of our customers are using their gear to photograph brick walls. Nikon cameras have always been about transcending the equipment—the camera becoming part of your environment. It's easier to think artistically when you aren't using a tool that seems out of place. The brick design of the D3 is part of a move toward better fusion with the photographer's surroundings."

[chyrus]

A to z forum na dpreview?

Np.: "Other improvements include better digital noise performance. "We've done our very best with the D40, D80, and D200 to provide better noise performance, and while I feel we succeeded, the public apparently disagrees. For this reason, we've completely removed the mirror from the D3. No mirror slap means no noise whatsoever. If you thought the D40 or D80 had low noise, wait 'til you hear this! The silence is deafening."

"Yes, it's a brick," admitted Nikon President, CEO and COO Michio Kariya. "[...] Here at Nikon, we're not so prideful that we refuse to admit when we're wrong. If photographers want a camera like Canon offers, we'll build a camera like Canon offers. In this case, the brick was the closest we could come to achieving the ergonomics found in Canon's 5D."

Jerry Yamamoto, Nikon's Chief Designer, had a different take. "Today, it seems that more and more of our customers are using their gear to photograph brick walls. Nikon cameras have always been about transcending the equipment—the camera becoming part of your environment. It's easier to think artistically when you aren't using a tool that seems out of place. The brick design of the D3 is part of a move toward better fusion with the photographer's surroundings."

Dobry pojazd Canona

[PrzemeS]

A to z forum na dpreview?

Np.: "Other improvements include better digital noise performance. "We've done our very best with the D40, D80, and D200 to provide better noise performance, and while I feel we succeeded, the public apparently disagrees. For this reason, we've completely removed the mirror from the D3. No mirror slap means no noise whatsoever. If you thought the D40 or D80 had low noise, wait 'til you hear this! The silence is deafening."

"Yes, it's a brick," admitted Nikon President, CEO and COO Michio Kariya. "[...] Here at Nikon, we're not so prideful that we refuse to admit when we're wrong. If photographers want a camera like Canon offers, we'll build a camera like Canon offers. In this case, the brick was the closest we could come to achieving the ergonomics found in Canon's 5D."

Jerry Yamamoto, Nikon's Chief Designer, had a different take. "Today, it seems that more and more of our customers are using their gear to photograph brick walls. Nikon cameras have always been about transcending the equipment—the camera becoming part of your environment. It's easier to think artistically when you aren't using a tool that seems out of place. The brick design of the D3 is part of a move toward better fusion with the photographer's surroundings."

No patrzcie, cegła daje obraz lepszej jakości niż aparaty nikona ;P

[TOPOL]

Oj...

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[Nemeo]

Chyba mu ten sprzęt spadł z całkiem niezłej wysokości.

[sniper88]

W ramach zemsty za powolne dzialania wlasciciel moglby to wyslac na zytnia