Humor z forum dpreview [in english only]:

-The equipment in your camera bag is worth more than the vehicle in your garage.

-You haven't mowed the lawn for five weeks, but have some WONDERFUL macros of the dew-bedecked spider webs hanging from the dandelions.

-You find yourself wanting to apply "curves" and "unsharp mask" to real-life scenes.

-You know how to read MTF charts, and can talk intelligibly about the Scheimpflung Principle.

-In intimate moments with your wife, you find yourself calling out "Daniella" .

-Your cat puts her paws up, in Sean Penn fashion, to keep away the paparazzi whenever you walk by.

-You start creating masterpieces like "Still Life With Tylenol Bottle" and convince yourself it is art.

-You can tell Clinton what “the meaning of IS is”

-You go to major sporting events just to see the 600mm f/4Ls and the 400mm f/2.8Ls.

-You track your packages' trips from B&H closer than NASA tracks the Space Shuttle.

-You become convinced that your eyes are back-focusing and want to return them to get a better copy.

-You only need one more lens and then your kit will be complete. And you said that five lenses ago, too.

-You get all these jokes.

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