Dowcipy o/na fotografii

[bakek]

Jedna z aukcji na allegro- mowa o Pentacon'ie Auto 135mm f2.8

Bardzo ciekawy teleobiektyw. Bez konieczności przesuwania aparatu pozwala na zdjęciu portretowym osiągnąć większą głowę, na zdjęciach teatralnych większą scenę.

Tilt & Shift przy tym wysiada

Mocna, metalowa obudowa, szklana optyka są niewątpliwie największymi zaletami tego obiektywu.

Też nieźle... ja słyszałem, że większość to ma plastikową optykę.

[CrazyEyesDogg]

że większość to ma plastikową optykę.

Bo ma (...) z tworzyw...

[HuleLam]

Bo ma (...) z tworzyw...

Gdzie widziałeś optykę z tworzyw? Oprócz najtańszych zabawek, telefonów z kamerą, webcamów i obiektywów serii "DO" canona (Fresnelowskich)?

[bakek]

Te tworzywa chyba więcej mają do szkła niż do plastiku.
Mniejsza (tutaj) o szczegóły, ale od kiedy zaletą obiektywu jest to, że ma szklaną optykę?
Rozumiem metalową obudowę, ale tamto wydało mi się śmieszne

[Danon]

Może to nie dowcip ale głowa łameryki lubi EOSY =P

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[tpop]

Wydaje mie sie ze tego nie bylo a warto aby kazdy przeczytal (tylko ang.).

Dostalem od znajomego tekst z jednego z zgaranicznych forow fotograficznych gdzie pewien jegomosc dziwil sie ze ludzie wydaja tyle kasy na hobby :

Sorry OT... just realised that there are alot of ppl that sink a lot of money in to this hobby... 5d, 1dmkII -> 1dmkIII, 100-400... what the?!?!?!?!

no i dostał odpowiedz ktora z jednej strony rozbawila mnie do łez a z drugiej uswiadomia ze wpadlem po uszy :


just like a lot of things, photography is like feeding heroin, its highly addictive.

before u started out photography with a 350d kit, u will think that the kit lens is the lens in the whole world u will need and u will think that the 350d body is sufficient for u.

but after u buy the 350d kit set, u went out ur house and everywhere to shoot. Then u saw a pretty gal 20-30m away and u wanted to shoot her, but the lens is too short. then comes NDP and u wanna shoot fireworks, but u realise ur lens is not wide enough. Then comes ur school/company/friends sports event and they ask u to take pics of them, then u find ur camera is not fast enough and ur lens is too slow.

wat happens after this? Wat happens is u will go to clubsnap and complain and ask for advise why the 350d kit set cant shoot a lot of things that u wanted.

Then ppl will tell u the focus of 350d is slow, then ppl will tell u becos ur 350d is 1.6x crop factor, thus the 18mm of the kit lens is not as wide as a full frame. then ppl will also tell u that the cam at best is only 3fps, and u cant do smooth shooting of sports actions. so wat happens is ppl will recommend u at least a 30d for ur needs.

Then ppl will tell u, that to shoot the pretty chiobu 20-30m away, u will need a longer lens, preferably 200mm. Then others will tell u that the 70-200 f4 IS L good enough, but others will tell u to just get tt best 70-200 f2.8 IS L so u dun need to upgrade again.

then still others will tell u that the kit lens is not good enuff, they tell u the 17-40L is much much better --> sharper, wider, better contrast and colour etc.

so by now, u will discard ur 350d kit set and grab a 30d + 17-40L + 70-200 f2.8 IS L. After that u go out to shoot, then dam, u realise the colours of the pics are not nice, and u realise the built in flash is not good enuff, then ppl ask u to save up and buy the best 580 EX II. and there u go, u grab another 580 EX II

after a while in the forums, u see ppl taking bird and wildlife pics, and u find that the photos are dam nice! and u also go out and shoot, but to ur horror, all the birds u shoot at 200mm is baby sized !!! then ppl will tell u to get a teleconverter, then u end up with a 1.4x and 2x teleconverter.

However, this is not the end, becos of the teleconverter, the focus becomes ultra slow, the apeture becomes f5.6 which is slow too. and becos u use the teleconverter, the image quality is not as good as a 70-200 f2.8 alone. then wat happens? ppl tell u to just buy a 400 f5.6 or bite the bullet and grab the 400 f2.8 or 500f4 or 600f4. So how? u go and buy the 400 f2.8 or 500f4 or 600f4.

After this u think its the end? NO WAY DUDE! they will tell u that u need new support, new tripod, wimberly tripod head, lens plate, flash extender, stronger flash !!!!!!! and they will also ask u to buy a new bag to carry ur lens around !!!!!!!

after that u look at other ppl's bird in flight pics and u find them dam nice !!! but u cant achieve it with ur 5fps 30d. ppl again ask u to go buy at least the 1ds mk II or the newest 1d mk III !!!!!!!

the end already??? HELL NO !!!!!! They willl ask u to buy a car to travel to inaccessible place to shoot birds in singapore !!!!!

the end????? FREAKING NO !!!!!! They will tell u to fly to other countries more frequently to shoot other countries' birds and wildlife!!!!

u know wats the end? The end is: Nikon release a freaking dam nice body capable of 20fps, 100 megapixels, removable mini harddisk with rice cooker so u can cook outfield. Wat happens now? U SELL AWAY ALL UR CANON PRODUCTS AND SWITCH CAMP TO NIKON AND START ALL OVER !!!!!!

Conclusion: Does this explain why ppl spend so much in photography?

[kizior]

Mocne hahaha...Bo taka jest prawda, jest takie przysłowie "apetyt rośnie w miarę jedzenia"

[bakulik]

Witam.

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[micles]

before u started out photography with a 350d kit, u will think that the kit lens is the lens in the whole world u will need and u will think that the 350d body is sufficient for u.

but after u buy the 350d kit set, u went out ur house and everywhere to shoot. Then u saw a pretty gal 20-30m away and u wanted to shoot her, but the lens is too short. then comes NDP and u wanna shoot fireworks, but u realise ur lens is not wide enough. Then comes ur school/company/friends sports event and they ask u to take pics of them, then u find ur camera is not fast enough and ur lens is too slow.

wat happens after this? Wat happens is u will go to clubsnap and complain and ask for advise why the 350d kit set cant shoot a lot of things that u wanted.

Then ppl will tell u the focus of 350d is slow, then ppl will tell u becos ur 350d is 1.6x crop factor, thus the 18mm of the kit lens is not as wide as a full frame. then ppl will also tell u that the cam at best is only 3fps, and u cant do smooth shooting of sports actions. so wat happens is ppl will recommend u at least a 30d for ur needs.

Then ppl will tell u, that to shoot the pretty chiobu 20-30m away, u will need a longer lens, preferably 200mm. Then others will tell u that the 70-200 f4 IS L good enough, but others will tell u to just get tt best 70-200 f2.8 IS L so u dun need to upgrade again.

then still others will tell u that the kit lens is not good enuff, they tell u the 17-40L is much much better --> sharper, wider, better contrast and colour etc.

so by now, u will discard ur 350d kit set and grab a 30d + 17-40L + 70-200 f2.8 IS L. After that u go out to shoot, then dam, u realise the colours of the pics are not nice, and u realise the built in flash is not good enuff, then ppl ask u to save up and buy the best 580 EX II. and there u go, u grab another 580 EX II...

Ja skończyłem na tym etapie. Moja kariera była dokładnie taka, jak napisał :
350d+kit, 50 1.8, 70-200 2.8 (bez IS na szczęście ), 11-16, 50d + 580exII, 28 1.8. I to wciąż nie koniec

[bakek]

To jest niezłe- z Naszego forum- niech każdy interpretuje jak chce- ja się uśmiałem

mam możliwość zamienić moja puszkę na tą nową co jest fajna i filmy kręci i wogóle-ale konkretnie-jakie odczucia po zamianie mają włąciciele nowej 5D.podobno jest o wiele leprzy no bo to pełna klatka-ale wiecie-ja bym chciał tak bardziej po chłopsku

Oj, waćpanie, miastowy waćpan zapewne, a takie dziwno pytonio zadajeta - tosz to każdy kum u nas na wsi wie co z tym pełnokliatkiowim hapariatem jest. Ba, nawet i Zośka ze sklepa, ta co piwa nie pozwolo pić na schodeczkach to wie. A gupio ono jest że hej!
Panie miastowy, tosz to som bardzutko inne hapariaty. Te maszinki majom mało ze sobom wspulniego. Panie miastowy, jak wielmoże nie wie czy kce tego hapariata, jak wielmoże nie wie, na czym by wielmoże zyskał podczas zamieniunku, to po co waćpan się w to wpycha?